Sunday, August 28, 2011

Why I Love On-Line Dating

Yesterday I got an email that my OKCupid profile was being cruised by a woman who was "a particularly good match". Here's her on-line profile

79% Match 87% Friend 14% Enemy
18 / F / Straight / Single
New York, New York (1 mile)

Her Details
Last Online Yesterday – 9:40pm

Ethnicity - Other
Body Type - Curvy
Diet - Mostly anything
Smokes- No
Drinks - Socially
Drugs - Never
Sign - Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education - Dropped out of space camp
Job - Hospitality / Travel
Children - Dislikes children
Pets - Likes cats
Speaks English (Poorly)

My self-summary:
I am a large tropical storm system characterized by high winds and numerous thunderstorms.

What I’m doing with my life
Just kind of blowing my way up the eastern seaboard; it’s like I go to Wellesley.

I’m really good at
Inspiring contagious idiocy: Hurricanepocalypse 2011, #GhettoHurricaneNames, etc.

The first things people usually notice about me
100 mph winds.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

The Perfect Storm

Armageddon, Twister, The Day After Tomorrow

Sounds of Nature: Tranquility, Vol. 2

The Wire

The six things I could never do without

A maritime tropical air mass
The Tropopause
A large low-pressure center
Densely populated urban zones

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Finding the right guy to settle down to start a family. Just kidding: death, flooding, mayhem, panic, property loss, and is it possible for me to pick up a shark from the ocean and hurl it at Michele Bachmann?

On a typical Friday night I am

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I play rough.

I’m looking for

•Ages 18-99
•Near me
•For new friends

My kinda girl!


Her Majesty's Plaything said...

LOL!!! This young lady dropped by for a visit last night. She may have slipped out quietly this morning or may have just gone out for coffee we are really not sure. Some girls leave silk stockings thrown aside as invitations. Others leave an inch of water in your basement.

Word verification=undomed. I'm not even kidding...

advochasty said...


Great word verify!

This lady chased me all the way up the East Coast. I'm playing hard to get! She's losing interest and laying back. Long as she doesn't sneak up behind my back and cut my power it's all good!!