Yesterday I got an email that my OKCupid profile was being cruised by a woman who was "a particularly good match". Here's her on-line profile
79% Match 87% Friend 14% Enemy
18 / F / Straight / Single
New York, New York (1 mile)
Last Online Yesterday – 9:40pm
Ethnicity - Other
Body Type - Curvy
Diet - Mostly anything
Drinks - Socially
Drugs - Never
Sign - Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education - Dropped out of space camp
Job - Hospitality / Travel
Children - Dislikes children
Pets - Likes cats
Speaks English (Poorly)
I am a large tropical storm system characterized by high winds and numerous thunderstorms.
What I’m doing with my life
Just kind of blowing my way up the eastern seaboard; it’s like I go to Wellesley.
I’m really good at
Inspiring contagious idiocy: Hurricanepocalypse 2011, #GhettoHurricaneNames, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
100 mph winds.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Perfect Storm
Armageddon, Twister, The Day After Tomorrow
Sounds of Nature: Tranquility, Vol. 2
The six things I could never do without
A maritime tropical air mass
A large low-pressure center
Densely populated urban zones
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Finding the right guy to settle down to start a family. Just kidding: death, flooding, mayhem, panic, property loss, and is it possible for me to pick up a shark from the ocean and hurl it at Michele Bachmann?
On a typical Friday night I am
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I play rough.
I’m looking for
•For new friends
My kinda girl!
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