Sunday, February 20, 2011

Just Kids

Last week my wife and I went away to the Caribbean together. She was worried she might not be able to get into the water again. Afraid she'd soon be too weak to comfortably travel on an airplane - unable to just feel the sun's warm medicine during our hard, cold winter. I dreaded the trip. She'd for sure rip my guts out for ruining her life. I'd be trapped on the beautiful rustic resort carved into cliffs, perched precariously above a beautiful cove. I actually couldn't find my passport until the night before we left, and was secretly disappointed when I finally dug it up. Such is the depth of my singularly unattractive passive aggression.

But we had a wonderful time. I don't think there is anyone else in the world I'd agree to go away with for a whole week, let alone one in which I was trapped in a palm tree paradise prison. It was very easy to be with her. She was deliriously happy to be in the sun, smell the ocean, and do nothing with me. Though she rejected my offer to make out with her back at the room on Valentine's Day, I will always treasure the memory of our little idyll of an interlude. There is unfortunately an awfully grim future ahead.

She-Who-Visits loved her Valentine's plant and actually thought I'd sent her one last year. I on the other hand recall I sent flowers and she affectionately flogged me by chiding I should have sent a plant. This year I did and she deemed it "very similar to last year's". I sent her multiple cards, just like last year, except this year's versions included excerpts from "Client Nine" pasted into the card. Not bad if I do say so myself.

We'll see though as this Friday I'm publicly reading from my blog at "The Writing Cage". I'm nervous and excited at the same time. A first and another expansion of my comfort zone.

In other Valentine action, my dommy dance partner sent me a link to a picture of a guy in a CB something or another with a wreath around the package. And Crush Girl texted me a happy V day wish. Unfortunately for me, neither of these women are much interested in pursuing nastiness with me. Sheesh, some wild and crazy single dude I am. My own wife won't even make out with me.

Oh, and "Just Kids" was my reading material by the pool. Gotta love Patti. Mapplethorpe, Jim Carroll, Sam Sheppard. Janis confidante. I lapped it up. New York in the 70's. Life at the Chelsea Hotel. But back in the day is now. On a shoe-string I've expanded my business, I'm dating kinky, caring for my terminally ill wife, reading at a pervy literary salon, and sporting a rakish mid-winter's tan.

Hey, Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine...


Her Majesty's Plaything said...

Hi Advo:

It's wonderful that you took a Caribbean vacation with your wife and that you both had such a great time. It's a memory you will no doubt treasure and it was a very commendable thing to do.

I have always wanted to read "Just Kids". Thanks for reminding me. Just finished "Life", Keith Richards autobiography. It was great fun to see the world through the eyes of that gnarly old rock and roll pirate.

advochasty said...


I'm in the middle of "Life" which was the other rock 'n roll bookend for the vacation. Keith is hilarious! I was struck by the difference between Patti's struggle and the Stones just catching the wave.

But as you pointed out in an earlier post, Mick still has it. The longevity is astonishing.

The time away is such a precious memory. A pearl to cherish and keep close forever.

MVX said...

It's the Writing Cage, not the "Writer's Cage"!

Freudian slip?


Looking forward to hearing you read!

advochasty said...

MVX - my slip showing??

Her Majesty's Plaything said...

LOL! Good one MVX!!! ;-)

advochasty said...


Oh...and what are you now, the peanut gallery? One little faux pas and they're all over me!! ;-)

BTW you missed that I spelled her Janice. Up for a couple of days Mista Rockenrolla! ;-)

Her Majesty's Plaything said...

We kid because we love!

Good luck at the reading Friday! :-)

advochasty said...


And I kid back because I love! I'm really excited about the reading. Should be big fun.

Aarkey said...

Ha! Way to have fun in spite of yourself! And to think you got V-notes from 3 dominant women and you complain about it!

Yer crazy.

And I can tell b/c sometimes I'm crazy too.

advochasty said...

Aarkey -

You know, you are absolutely right. I'm being such a whiner. I got a couple of other dommy V day wishes that I'm not even including so I should delirious!


As in Advo is such a moaning mownichr!

Subdued said...

Beautiful post. It's great that you both did -- and could do -- this. It's a week that will be important to you for the rest of your life.

advochasty said...

Subdued -

Thank you. It is a wonderful memory to keep always.