The coming out of a kinkster.
OMG, you would look like Elton John's chauffeur! Just kidding. You have the right physique to pull something like that off. It would be a welcome change from the banal uniforms that people usually wear to these events. I swear, when I see some people walking around, I can tell exactly what store they bought their outfit from. No imagination at all. I applaud your intention to make a colorful splash in the midst of such bland wannabe pseudo-freakishness.On another note, I don't think the bowtie will ever be "cool"- unless you are a skinny hipster boy who wears striped socks and Clark Kent glasses. However, I implore you to do it anyway- because not being cool is the coolest cool of all. IMO.
I have a major chauffeur thing! Would you employ Elton's laid off chauffeur? The tux jacket is very Sonny and Cherish. I have to get it altered to fit my not so young-non hipster kid skinny body.I love what you said about not being cool is the coolest cool. Words to live by. Thanks for dropping by!!
I would definitely employ Elton's distinguished manservant. As long as he didn't require you to wear a toupee. Honestly, who does he think he's kidding?
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